The rules

There is one rule: money talks. Everything else is detail.

How ranking works

Pay any whole-dollar amount from $2 and your company is on the board. Your rank is your lifetime total — every dollar you have ever paid stays banked forever. Nobody can take your money off the board; they can only pay more than you.

The boss

The #1 seat is the boss. Taking it costs the posted boss price. If you are already on the board, you only pay the difference between your banked total and the current price. The price climbs after every takeover — always up, never by a predictable pattern.

Races

If two companies go for the crown at once, the first confirmed payment wins it. The other payment still banks in full and ranks you accordingly. Nothing is ever lost.

No refunds

All payments are final. You are buying a rank on a leaderboard and the eternal glory that comes with it, and you receive exactly that, instantly.

Delisting

We can remove listings that are illegal, adult, scams, or otherwise ruin the fun — without refund. Don't be that company.

The $1,000,000 page takeover

Real offer. If you actually want the whole page as your ad, the price is one million dollars. Serious inquiries only — the bid box is right there if you just want the throne.

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